The Pun FAQtory
Frequently Askewed Questions about Paronomasia
Mark Samwick maintains the unofficial FAQ for the UseNet newsgroup alt.humor.puns It probably includes more than you wanted to know or even knew existed on the subject of wit and wordplay.
Topics covered include:
- Netiquette
- Definitions
- History of the Pun
- Types of Puns
- Literary References and Works
- Additional Information
- Miscellany
- Related Web Sites
- Credits
Here are some highlights:
Daffynitions:
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
Definitions:
Alimony: The bounty of mutiny.
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Will Work For Puns:
I used to be a lumberjack, but I got the axe.
I used to be a tailor, but my work was so-so.
Signs of the Times:
On a junkyard fence: "Edifice wrecks."
On a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."
Spoonerisms:
"Is it kistomary to cuss the bride?"
Tom Swifties:
"Let's go to McDonald's," said Tom archly.
"I've caught Moby Dick!" Tom wailed.
Mark also offers many books for sale (through Amazon) which will be of interest to those who like punishment.
Visit The Pun FAQtory and learn more about wit and wordplay.
Until next time, HAPPY PUZZLING!
